lightspeedsound:

procrastveitor:

loudons:

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

(Source: askthesciencebros)

When I was lying in your bed with you, my head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat; instead of enjoying the moment I nervously talked about how it sounded so funny.

When we were drunk on my sofa and i looked deep down in your eyes; instead of just kissing you I started thinking about it and wasn’t sure if you even liked me anymore.

When we were saying goodbye at the bus stop last night, I didn’t kiss you either and I looked down at my feet.

Maybe that’s why you never noticed how madly I am in love with you.
Maybe I should’ve told you before I drove off with that bus.
—(via fassadenmensch)

(Source: just-to-tell-you-once-again)

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

(Source: thepenjones)

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do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy)

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season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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“No,” said Luna, observing him with those oddly misty, protuberant eyes. “I don’t suppose you do. That man the Death Eaters killed was your godfather, wasn’t he? Ginny told me.” Harry nodded curtly, but found that for some reason he did not mind Luna talking about Sirius. He had just remembered that she, too, could see Thestrals.

(Source: ifallelseperished)